So we've had a family of possums living with us for some time now. Well, it's pretty much just been this summer, because they came in through the crawlspace under the house, and we've had it open this summer because our water spigot is under there. About a month ago I heard one crawling up the wall behind the shower, and we spotted it in the attic, but chased it back down and out, or so we thought.
Last night I came home with Haven from a nice dinner at a friends house (that Nic Cheetah can cook!) at about 9:30pm to find a possum in my bathroom. I interrupted Williams 'guys night out' with the news that he needed to come home tootsweet and deal with a burgeoning marsupial problem. William came home and walked in the door carrying a lead pipe. "You brought a pipe???" I said incredulously. He went into the bathroom and bludgeoned what turned out to the the baby possum to death. (Later that night I found an eyeball on the bathroom floor, it was DISGUSTING.)
We could see the nest under our bathtub. William said he would need to shoot his gun in the house to get the remaining possum(s) and we would do it tomorrow when I could take Haven out of the house.
Tonight. Haven and I go for a little ride and soon get the call that the other possum is shot. Back home I am going pee when I hear WHAT?! that's right YET ANOTHER possum rooting around behind our bathtub. And just like that our percentage of possum elimination went from 100% to 67%. Suck.
William can't get it when it's behind the tub, so we open up the attic and wait for it to make it's move. About an hour later I hear it scratching it's way up to the attic. William runs into the bathroom and I go up to get the headlamp when I see it. They really are kind of cute, except for the tail. Soon I spot it in the farthest corner of the attic, behind 2704 empty boxes all stacked up neatly.
Williams first shot hit it behind the neck. It was bleeding but still moving so he shot again. This time it was definitely dead. And it only took us four times as long to dig it out of the attic. Tonight I learned that a 22 rifle is surpisingly quiet in an insulated attic.
We are now

possum free, and getting a new cat, a healthy cat that will chase away the vermin, on Monday.